There, standing together under very bright lights, were Linda Evans, Ivana Trump and Joan Rivers. What a sight to behold. Linda Evans always did have beautiful cheekbones and still does – while the implants and lips are a bit much, she still has her eyes. Ivana on the other hand already has the deer in the headlights look that comes from the fact her eyeballs are now completely surrounded by the whites. No matter what her expression, she has that look of surprise. And while the diamonds were sparkling, her over tanned body was showing more than signs of age that she appeared so desperate to hide.
In stark contrast because she has nothing to hide was Joan Rivers, laughing at herself before anyone else could. Her face is pulled tight as a drum, but she can still smile and her hair was swept up into a French roll as if to announce, go ahead and look – no hair will ever grow again below the side of her ears – a series of tucks have assured that. In stiletto heels and a dress with a high slit she paraded her stuff proudly holding hands with her daughter Melissa who looks like she has already started down the same road with a lip job. They were there to be seen – not to see – and left shortly after circling the area with dozens of photographers surrounding their every step. Ahhh Cannes.
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