For entertainment purposes only. You must be at least 2 years of age. No guarantee of fitness or applicability is given or implied. Severe dependency may be a symptom of some deeper underlying disorder; consult your physician. We will accept no liability for smudges, or repetetive stress injury, or spilled drinks caused by reaching for the screen, or any other damage associated with this activity. If you find yourself feeling drowsy, it might be advisable to take a break. Maximum dosage should be limited to no more then 6 hours per day, unless you are especially physically fit. The fortunes are licensed to you alone and are not transferable. If you are unhappy with your fortune for any reason, you may return it for exchange for a period of up to 90 days after delivery (for a small re-stocking fee).