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Super-agent James Bond goes to Jamaica to investigate the
sabotaging of US. and Russian rockets. He encounters Dr. No, a metal
handed megalomaniac, and thwarts his plan to start WWIII.
Best Gadget: Believe it or not, there were no gadgets in the one that
started it all.
Bond Babe: Honey Wilder (Ursula Andress). Andress rises out of the
water like a modern day Venus, setting the standard for all Bond
girls to follow.
Most memorable line: "Not bad for a man with no hands."(dinner
conversation with Dr. No).
Bond is caught in the middle of a S.P.E.C.T.R.E. plot when he
assists a Russian embassy worker trying to defect. Standing in his
way are a deadly assassin and the loathsome Rosa Klebb, who wears
poison spikes in the tips of her shoes.
Best Gadget: A briefcase full of spy goodies which explodes if not
opened properly.
Bond Babe: Tatyana Romanova (Daniela Bianchini). Started the
stereotype for the sexy, pouty Russian.
Most memorable line: "She had her kicks." (as Bond looks down at
Klebb's corpse)
James Bond must stop Aurich Goldfinger from detonating a bomb
inside of Ft. Knox in an attempt to irradiate the US gold
reserve.
Best Gadget: The Aston Martin DB-5 with all the options.
Bond Babe: Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman). The name says it all.
Most memorable line: "Bond: You expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No,
Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
S.P.E.C.T.R.E. has captured two atomic warheads and James bond
must go to the Bahamas to confront the insidious Largo, a swimming
pool full of sharks, and an army of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. frogmen.
Best gadget: A jet pack
Bond Babe: Domino Derval (Claudine Auger). Even though she's on a
mission of revenge she's still sexy.
Most memorable line: "I think he got the point." (after killing a
thug with a speargun)
Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the supreme S.P.E.C.T.R.E. is capturing
American and Soviet satellites in effort to start WWIII(again). Bond
travels to Japan and storms Blofeld's volcano fortress with an army
of ninja's.
Best gadget: Cigarettes that launch a tiny rocket when lit.
Bond Babe: Kissy Suzuki (Mie Hama) She must have been something to
make Bond become Japanese.
Most memorable line: "These things will kill you." (after lighting a
lethal cigarette.)
007(now played by George Lazenby) battles Blofeld in the Swiss
Alps, saves the world from becoming sterilized, and finds the time to
get married. Too bad Blofeld kills the bride five minutes later.
Best gadget:
Bond Babe: Contessa Teresa Di Vicenzo (Diana Rigg). With her gorgeous
looks and her Emma Peel high-kicks, Rigg was the only good thing
about this film (and she gets killed off).
Most memorable line: "I never mix business with pleasure." (famous
last words from the Contessa)
Blofeld has returned and 007 (once again played by Sean Connery)
is hot on his trail from Amsterdam to Las Vegas. Bond must stop
Blofeld from frying the world with a super-laser while evading a pair
of homosexual assassins who want him dead.
Best gadget: Lee press-on fingerprints.
Bond Babe: Tiffany Case (Jill St. John). A diamond smuggler who
starts off against Bond and ends up in bed with him.
Most memorable line: "Welcome to hell, Blofeld."
Roger Moore debuts as James Bond. This time 007 goes from Harlem
to Florida to the Caribbean as he clashes the nefarious drug-lord,
Kananga and his claw handed henchman in an adventure filled with
spectacular stunts, voodoo, and lot's of crocodiles.
Best gadget: A combination wristwatch/buzzsaw.
Bond Babe: Solitaire (Jane Seymour). As mysterious and elusive as she
may be she's no match for the charms of James Bond.
Most memorable line: "By compelling me to Earthly love ,the gods have
taken away my powers." (so says Solitaire. Another martini
please!)
A million dollar-a-hit assassin has 007 in his sights. The two men
play a lethal cat and mouse game all over East Asia and finally shoot
it out in a psychedelic maze. Note- Herve Villechaize plays the
assassin's diabolical henchman.
Best gadget: A golden gun made of a pen, a cigarette case, and a
lighter but it belongs to the villain.
Bond Babe: Mary Goodnight (Britt Ekland). Although rather annoying
throughout the movie, she makes up for it when seen in lingerie.
Most memorable line: "I may be small but I never forget!" (guess who
threatening 007).
Insane billionaire Stromberg intends to (gasp!)start WWIII with
stolen nuclear missiles. Bond teams up with a sexy KGB agent to stop
him but she seems to have a personal agenda regarding 007. Bond must
also contend with the metal-mouthed titan, Jaws, before he can
confront Stromberg in his underwater base and save the world.
Best gadget: The Lotus Esprit which turns into a submarine.
Bond Babe: Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach). Beautiful and deadly, she has
a score to settle with Bond but eventually ends up sharing a bed with
him.
Most memorable line: "Keeping the British end up, sir!"(explaining
his activities with Amasova under the sheets to his superior)
James Bond goes into orbit as he goes up against Hugo Drax, an
insane billionaire who plans to wipe out all human life on Earth. The
film includes rocket ships, laser battles, and a giant space station.
All this plus Jaws too.
Best gadget: The Wrist Dart Gun.
Bond babe: Dr. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) A rocket scientist\secret
agent who can mix it up as well as Bond and has her own spy
gadgets.
Most memorable line: "He had a crush on me." (referring to a giant
anaconda he just escaped from)
Bond must retrieve a top-secret coding device before Henri
Christatos sells it to the Soviets. His assignment takes him from
Switzerland to Greece as he clashes with S.P.E.C.T.R.E. thugs
underwater and at the top of a mountain.
Best gadget: A fancy, electronic version of the classic Etch-A-Sketch
toy.
Bond babe: Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet) A beautiful archeologist
,out for revenge, who teams up with Bond for vengeance and other
personal reasons. Most memorable line: "Bon Voyage!" (while pushing
an assassin over a cliff)
Atom bombs and Faberge eggs are being stolen and no one knows why.
When sent to investigate, Bond discovers a renegade Soviet general
and an Afghan prince who plan to blow up a US military base in
Germany thereby starting (you guessed it) WWIII.
Best gadget: A fountain pen that leaks acid.
Bond babe: Octopussy (Maude Adams) Tough, independent, intelligent
and sexy she's a woman who earns Bond's respect (but she still can't
be on top).
Most memorable line: "Oh James, we're two of a kind." (Octopussy
falling for 007)
Sean Connery returns in this remake of Thunderball. A now middle
aged and semi-retired 007 goes after Largo before he can destroy the
world.
Best gadget: A motorcycle complete with turbo boost and rocket
launchers.
Bond Babe: Domino Derval (Kim Basinger) Although Kim Basinger looks
fine, Barbara Carrera steals the show as a S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agent who
seduces men and then kills them.
Most memorable line: Domino: "You'll never give up your old habits,
James." (How wrong you are! Check out monogamous Bond in "The Living
Daylights")
Bond is ordered to stop Aryan psychopath Max Zorin before he can
sink California into the ocean with a large bomb(why not?). Bond
battles evil atop the Eiffel Tower and at the top of the Golden Gate
Bridge.
Best gadget: Q must have been on vacation during this movie. No
gadgets.
Bond babe: Stacey Sutton (Tanya Roberts). Basically a big-eyed Barbie
doll who screams a lot. Seeing Bond with Grace Jones was much more
interesting.
Most memorable line: "Try not to be to rough with me."(to Grace Jones
as she mounts him)
Bond must stop an arms dealer from disrupting US/Soviet peace
negotiations (which will probably lead to WWIII) and save a cellist
from being killed.
Best gadget: A key chain that explodes when you whistle at it.
(Ooooh!)
Bond Babe: Kara Milovy (Maryam D'Abo) As cute as a button but also
just as dull.
Most memorable line: "I've had a few options installed."(referring to
the lasers and missile-launchers in his car)
Bond goes AWOL to seek revenge on the drug lord who fed his friend
to the sharks.
Best gadget: The Signature Recognition Gun.
Bond babe: Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell) A tough-talking,
shotgun-wielding pilot who won't take guff from Bond but she will
sleep with him.
Most memorable line: Pam "I have flown to the toughest hellholes in
South America and I will not have you lecture me about
professionalism." (Timothy Dalton was too serious to have any good
lines in this one)
Renegade former KGB agents get hold of a satellite which can
disrupt every electronic device on the planet.
Bond babe: Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) Nice to look at and a
whiz on the computer terminal.
Most memorable line: "No more foreplay." (as he points a gun at a
woman trying to kill him)
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