Monday seems to mean business in Cannes. The activity level - at least from
the vantage of a naive outsider - has definitely picked up. The reader
should not fear that this displaces the inanity, which proceeds apace. For
example, more humans were masquerading as foodstuffs, and the larder today
was enhanced at least by a 6 foot chicken; another potential grazing target
is represented by the Tropicana Girls, whose physiques and garments suggest
certain ripe tropical fruits, but more research would be necessary to
determine unequivocally whether they are actually edible I doubt Anita Bryant
would approve in any case.
Today there was an emergence of PIM's (digital Personal Information Managers,
furiously flipping Filofaxes) on every street corner of the Croisette,
complementing the cellular phones that have been attached to 30% of all ears
since the beginning of the festival. I was most impressed by a man,
standing in an adjacent urinal of the mens' room located just off the
Majestic Lounge, who managed a PIM in one hand and his cellular in the other
. . . some rapid calculations suggested that he might be short a hand to
conduct the rest of his business, but perhaps long time festival attendees
have developed novel adaptations to overcome such problems?
Brief followup on the case of Q, who in prior notes has been described as a
classic case of Gerstmann's syndrome. Q participated intensely in the
business cycle; I observed a flurry of appointments being scheduled, each
delicately conflicting with the next. The intensity of this process was
facilitated by the arrival of Q's L.A. public relations specialist (L.P.),
who seemed uniquely capable of carrying on one conversation while listening
(with good comprehension) to another, and preparing a written agenda that had
no relation to either. This kind of parallel processing may be unique to
those in the PR business, and further investigation is warranted.
An expansive lunch on the terrace of the Martinez, and more Provencal wine,
when superimposed on 3.5 hours of sleep, made a film seem an attractive
option for a few afternoon hours, and in exchange for some prior
neuropsychodynamic consultations, I obtained an invitation that gained entree
to a most comfortable private screening room. Since I enjoyed the movie, I
fear it will be a miserable flop, and indeed I was feeling somewhat guilty
for slacking on my mission - detailed behavioral observations are challenging
in the dark and hush.
Following instincts and a flow of cynical energy, I found myself back in the
Majestic Lounge, which by now, I know better than my apartment in New York.
I had not even obtained a drink before encountering a small herd of highly
gregarious and slightly underdressed (i.e., not in formal attire) individuals
- apparently four males and one female (in this species, I surmise that the
females are more dramatic in coloring and markings). They appeared quite
interested when I explained my mission, and seemed to share a genuine
enthusiasm for understanding the mechanisms of the brain. I was somewhat
surprised by their claims to share a common interest in human biology, until
the female of the group approached with a hand-held video player to show me
the results - what they call a 'trailer' (I think it's similar to what we
scientists call an 'abstracts') - from their most recent project. While the
video quality would hardly qualify for a platform presentation in a modern
neuroimaging conference, and the specific aims, methods, and results remained
vague, it must be said that the level of superficial anatomic detail,
including three dimensional surface renderings targeting extreme variations
in female anatomy, showed some innovation. This boisterous herd further
recommended a party aboard a yacht, anchored in the Cannes Harbor, that
promised live demonstrations with goals parallel to those of their own
project.
A short walk to the Old Cannes harbor, and a short trip on a motor launch,
brought interested observers to this sea-going laboratory. Although the
facilities were impressive, overshadowing most research environments I have
witnessed, the commitment of their faculty to advancing clear scientific
goals was somewhat questionable. The demonstration failed to break new
ground in the understanding of human biology, and indeed, I can attest to the
fact that more explicit presentations were made last night on the dance floor
of the 'Opera' discoteque. Other observers were disappointed not only in
the quality of the presentation, but further in the quality and costs of
nourishment and libations. Although this informal site visit can hardly be
used to judge the overall quality of work to be conducted there, I have grave
doubts that this laboratory will be able to survive competitive review for
future funding. But perhaps they have other sources of support ot sustain
these efforts?
Fatigued by these investigations, I returned to submit these notes to you,
Ever faithful,
Dr. Reichard Flickheimer
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